Tatsu and the Mascara
instead of putting it on my lashes, I applied it to my pubic hair
Thalia was applying mascara. She put the wand down (rather than returning it to the bottle) to do something in the other room.
Tatsu (her Havanese) watched me as I picked it up; watched as I wondered if I should use it.
I decided that I would, but instead of putting it on my lashes, I applied it to my pubic hair.
(I was suddenly naked.)
I woke up wondering why on earth I would do that?
What must Tatsu have thought?
(It’s too embarrassing.)