Tatsu and the Mascara
I decided that, yes, I would use it but instead of putting it on my lashes, I applied it to my pubic hair.
You [Thalia] were putting on mascara and you put the wand down (rather than returning it to the bottle) to go do something in the other room. Tatsu [Thalia’s Havanese] watched me as I picked it up; watched as I wondered if I should use it. I decided that, yes, I would, but instead of putting it on my lashes, I applied it to my pubic hair (I was suddenly naked).
I woke up wondering why on earth I would do that? What must Tatsu have thought?
Christopher, oh dream expert, said, ‘Huh, I got nothin’ on that one. Maybe you should see a specialist.’